knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

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hoyaypril:

T-Pain - I’m Sprung 

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At the groceries store

nujanes:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

*those are quadratics you asked for parabolas of tomatoes

I did not study in vain

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kevendlam:

ruinedchildhood:

There is so much beauty in the world

Captain Crunch and Maple Bacon donut so bomb <3

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radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

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impeccabletasteinmusic:

John Mayer | XO (Beyoncé Cover)

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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